alryte, this morning, while i was still half awake,

waiting for 96, i was given a copy of dunno-wad mag.

so since 96 rides usually bore me to death cos it's so slowww

(or maybe it's juz me wanting to rush for class)

decided to flip the pages and came across sth interesting.

Male.

1) A Subway - because it uses the same old lines to pick ppl up.

2) A Hot Air Balloon. - because to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it.
(and of cos, there's de hot air part)

3) A Hammer - because it hasnt changed much over the last 5000 yrs. but it's still handy to have ard. at times.

4) Ziploc Bags - because they hold everything in, yet you can see right thru them.

5) A Tyre - cos it goes bald, and is often over-inflated.

Female.

1) A Web Page - cos it's always getting hit on.

2) Sponges - cos they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

3) Photocopiers - cos once it's turned off, hard to warm them up again.
an effective reproductiv device if the right buttons are pushed, but can create
havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

4) Remote Control - gives a man pleasure, he's be lost without it. and while he doesnt know the right button to push, he keeps trying.

5) Hourglass - cos over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

lol. haha. my fav?

comparing men to ziploc bags.