not-so-gentle reminder 1 : when it's de holidays,

don message me hate smses early in the morning,

because nurain is NOT a morning person AT ALL.

even if u are someone tt i realli care(d) abt,

i dun care too.

especially not when i have a sheesha hangover.

when someone gives me a hug,

i'll give a hug back.

but when someone choose to step on my toes,

i'd make u crippled for life.

perhaps i'm better in de aftnn,

but maybe not. shrugz.

not-so-gentle reminder 2 : if u find urself cursing me for every sentence

u read in my blog,

u noe wad u do?

ok. look at the top right hand corner.

see that 'x' button? uhuh. CLICK ON IT REAL HARD.

thank you.

klu tak puas hati jugak, u gi rilek one corner sua brudder.

not-so-gentle reminder 3 : this reminder is not gentle at all

cos it caused me this throbbing tt wun go away.

donts when u decide to go sheesha - do not sheesha on an empty stomach,

all the way, especially if u were too busy shopping earlier,

forgot to eat dinner, and had a large dosage of caffeine,

and den had 3 freaking rounds of cappucino-melon-mint mixed sheesha,

after which ur fren gave up aft 2 rounds and left u alone,

gleefully enjoying tt last round of sheesha, forgetting tt

afterwards u are just gonna get VERY sick.

and... that u are gonna get even sicker trying to hail a cab

at bugis at night cos it would take FOREVER.

not-so-gentle reminder 4 : if u are a bags&shoes person like i am

it would be wise if u dun go shopping

with a shopaholic who insisted tt she needs a bag,

for her aussie trip, big enough to fit her bantal busuk.

and den u finally chance upon this GORGEOUS bag,

the perfect size, perfect material, perfect fit, perfect colour,

with ADJUSTABLE straps.

onli to realise... hey, it's gonna be hers, not yours.

and to resist the temptation of getting tt exact same one

in tangerine just cos er well u don have a bag in tt colour.

it's pure torture. and ur fren, who noes u onli too well

belittle ur abstainance and thinks u'll be getting it anyway,

the next time u go shopping, which would be in a few days actually.

not-so-gentle reminder 5 : even if u are single now,

don make plans everyday of the week cos u'll be burnt out,

financially, physically, mentally.

but then again, u deserve it for all the mental torture u were

subjected to. so heck, this doesnt count.

not-so-gentle reminder 6 : if ur frens are diehard korean show addicts

either get ear muffs, or try to do research before going out with them

cos u just may think tt u are in korea all of a sudden.

ok wadever. pics pics pics.